ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
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iwishenglandwouldgetaheadache:
if the villains won
This is a terrible post.
Creepily wonderful
The painting of Gaston and Belle in the background is what got me.
Omg no
I’d like to point out that one of Gaston’s sons is clearly Taran from The Black Cauldron.
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I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
(Source: luginub)
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FINALLY!
My favorite comic book store in Brooklyn, Desert Island, now has my book in stock! If you’re in Williamsburg, drop by and get it!
You can also get it at Powerhouse Arena in Dumbo, where they have some signed copies and prints. I have original art on display + for sale there until this weekend!

An original painting of three penises for only $200? That’s only $66.66 per penis!
The book should be hitting other stores across the US this week and I encourage everyone to buy local! But if you’re in a remote location feel free to order it online.
Definitely available in Los Angeles, we just got in STACKS in anticipation of our event on June 3rd!
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HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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The fuck is this?
my day is made.
The fuck? The fuck?
The fuck is in the air?
The fuck?
There’s white shit everywhere~
The fuck?
I must be fuckin’ baked
And this shit’s pro’lly fake
The hell, Jack, did we take?
The fuck?I cannot explain how hard I just laughed.
i couldnt resist. i just couldnt.
What? No audio?
REBLOG if you sang those lyrics to the exact tune.
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Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
You could not possibly understand how happy this makes me.
I have hope for the wizarding world again.
I’m not even into Harry Potter and this gave me hope for the wizarding world again.
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I accidentally ate the fortune in my fortune cookie.
thats unfortunate
It’s actually fortune ate.
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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The reality is that so-called pro-life movement is not about saving babies. It’s about punishing women for having sex. That’s why they oppose birth control. That’s why they want to ban abortion even though doing so will simply drive women to have dangerous back alley abortions. That’s why they want to penalize women who take public assistance and then dare to have sex, leaving an exemption for those who become pregnant from rape. It’s not about babies. If it were about babies, they would be making access to birth control widespread and free and creating a comprehensive social safety net so that no woman finds herself with a pregnancy she can’t afford. They would be raising money for research on why half of all zygotes fail to implant and working to prevent miscarriages. It’s not about babies. It’s about controlling women. It’s about making sure they have consequences for having unapproved sex.
— “How I Lost Faith in the Pro-Life Movement” by Libby Anne (via billhicks)
(Source: possibilitygirl)














